Cowboy 1 says "the other day, a 50 foot rattlesnake struck at me from behind a rock continually trying to bite my neck, I was wrestling with it for a good few minutes, but eventually I overcame it and snapped it in half".
Cowboy 2 says "thats nothing. Yesterday afternoon a huge grizzly bear charged me in the woods. It knocked me down between two rocks and started swipping at my face. I blocked the strikes just in time, rolled the bear over and snapped its neck".
Bruce Merry said nothing, but just sat there, stroking the coals with his penis..
Thus ends the reading.
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