Competition Judges

Competition judges started hiding themselves in their own room after realising that Bruce was able to determine the solutions to the problems from analysing their facial expressions. They aim to one day produce a cryptographic scheme that allows them to set problems without any single one of them ever knowing a full problem.

Wifi hotspot

Bruce Merry gets a tingling feeling in his left index finger when ever he enters a WiFi hotpot.

Google Code Jam

Google is stupid for offering large cash prizes for a programming contest in which their employees cannot enter. Bruce will never work for them as a result, since he would lose his "easy money".

IQ

Bruce Merry has a room-temperature IQ... measured in degrees Kelvin.

P = NP

Theorem 42:

The P = NP problem is unsolvable. The unsolvability property is unprovable.

Proof:

1. Bruce knows everything
2. Bruce has not proved P = NP
3. Therefore P = NP is unsolvable
4. But Bruce has not proved this
5. Therefore this is unprovable
   

Overflow

In a secret location, a team of first-rate computer scientists and genetic engineers gathered to design...

Bruce++

But Bruce is already equal to LONG_LONG_MAX.

After the IPSC

Bruce is going to kill at least 24 people tonight.. this is not because his team of 3 came 9th and he is jealous, but rather because he has to cull the cheaters.