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Bruce++

But Bruce is already equal to LONG_LONG_MAX.

After the IPSC

Bruce is going to kill at least 24 people tonight.. this is not because his team of 3 came 9th and he is jealous, but rather because he has to cull the cheaters.

Bruce-Force

Bruce Merry can solve any problem faster in his head than any program can, for all problems.

Soup

Bruce Merry eats soup with a fork.

Pi

Bruce Merry knows the middle digit of pi.

50% Constraints

The reason Bruce can so easily code solutions is because he never needs to waste time reading the 50% constraints, or even the constraints... he just Bruce-forces the solution. Everytime.

SMS

Bruce never really wrote SMS. He just installed a few of his brain cells on olympiad. Upon leaving he added some to houdini and eisenheim. Unfortunately this has put the SACO in more debt than the entire US!

PS: SMS is the evaluation system and houdini and eisenheim are our new markers.