Bruce vs. NASA

Bruce is able to launch a space shuttle using only a Nokia 6110, a pencil and an old envelope

Bruce's Code

Julian: "i like looking at bruces code and seeing what other problems it might be able to solve: global warming, poverty, travelling salesman..."

Plagiarism Declaration

Bruce never has to submit a plagiarism declaration, everything he says is original.

Bruce on Wikipedia

Bruce is so awesome that Wikipedia had to add two columns to their "top IOI performers" table just to fit him in.

God

God came about when Bruce wrote a gcd routine, but he was typing so fast that the keyboard sent o instead of c.

Proof of God's Existance

(1) Bruce Merry is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Inspired from Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence

Existance

[Follow-on from Ben's Failure]

Bruce Merry can make Ben believe he doesn't exist.