God

God came about when Bruce wrote a gcd routine, but he was typing so fast that the keyboard sent o instead of c.

Proof of God's Existance

(1) Bruce Merry is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Inspired from Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence

Existance

[Follow-on from Ben's Failure]

Bruce Merry can make Ben believe he doesn't exist.

ICFP

During the ICFP, Bruce doesn't sleep...he does TopCoder instead.

Ben's Failure

Bruce Merry knows the optimal characters required to make Ben see why his solution is a failure, every time. They are (without the quotes):

"It won't work"