Monday, May 26, 2008


In a secret location, a team of first-rate computer scientists and genetic engineers gathered to design...


But Bruce is already equal to LONG_LONG_MAX.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

After the IPSC

Bruce is going to kill at least 24 people tonight.. this is not because his team of 3 came 9th and he is jealous, but rather because he has to cull the cheaters.

Monday, May 12, 2008


Bruce Merry can solve any problem faster in his head than any program can, for all problems.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008


Bruce Merry eats soup with a fork.

Monday, May 5, 2008


Bruce Merry knows the middle digit of pi.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

50% Constraints

The reason Bruce can so easily code solutions is because he never needs to waste time reading the 50% constraints, or even the constraints... he just Bruce-forces the solution. Everytime.

Friday, May 2, 2008


Bruce never really wrote SMS. He just installed a few of his brain cells on olympiad. Upon leaving he added some to houdini and eisenheim. Unfortunately this has put the SACO in more debt than the entire US!

PS: SMS is the evaluation system and houdini and eisenheim are our new markers.


Bruce borrowed Carl's keyboard one day and by mistake hit the "Delete" key.. This was known as September 11th.

Bruce's Keyboard part #2

When Bruce uses another person's keyboard, the control key disappears. This is because Bruce is always in control.