Friday, June 27, 2008

Competition Judges

Competition judges started hiding themselves in their own room after realising that Bruce was able to determine the solutions to the problems from analysing their facial expressions. They aim to one day produce a cryptographic scheme that allows them to set problems without any single one of them ever knowing a full problem.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Wifi hotspot

Bruce Merry gets a tingling feeling in his left index finger when ever he enters a WiFi hotpot.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Google is stupid for offering large cash prizes for a programming contest in which their employees cannot enter. Bruce will never work for them as a result, since he would lose his "easy money".

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

IQ

Bruce Merry has a room-temperature IQ... measured in degrees Kelvin.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

P = NP

Theorem 42:

The P = NP problem is unsolvable. The unsolvability property is unprovable.

Proof:
1. Bruce knows everything
2. Bruce has not proved P = NP
3. Therefore P = NP is unsolvable
4. But Bruce has not proved this
5. Therefore this is unprovable